Men are all about protein.
Carbs are for sissies.
And we do love our fried chicken.
You don’t know how happy I am that KFC brought back its legendary Double Down, a majestic, man-sized creation of chickeny goodness KFC Philippines describes on its website as “an all-meat sandwich with two Original Recipe Chicken fillet, two pieces of bacon, cheese and mayo.”
I repeat: An all-meat sandwich. With two chicken fillets. And bacon. And cheese. And mayo.
I guess that makes it paleo-approved?
It’s all good for just P120 a pop, a la carte, or P160 with fries and a soda.
For less manly men with lesser appetites, they also have the Junior Double Down, which is much smaller, and is the fried chicken equivalent of saying you have a small penis.
I wouldn’t get one, even at just P80 a la carte. I’d just go for the man-sized bigger version. It’s symbolic – everybody knows, after all, that the size of a man’s penis directly relates to the size of his fried chicken.
I love the Double Down. It’s a man-sized burger for a man-sized appetite.
And believe me, it’s taking all my willpower not to pick up my phone and get about 14 of these bad boys delivered…