Absolutely one of my favourite toys in the whole wide world is my Wacom Intuos tablet.
With a bit of Adobe Illustrator wizardry, I can use it to transform rough pencil sketches like this…
Into whizbang fully-digitally-inked-and-coloured alleged masterpieces like this:
I call it “Batman Forgets His Poncho (Or, When Butlers Fail To Butle).”
If you would like to secure a genuine, limited-edition original dot matrix printout, please deposit USD537,045 into MDJ Superstar’s official PayPal account, and let me know when you’d like me to fax it over to you, sometime between the years 2018 and 2031.